Today an orange girl with hair extensions asked why people in the southern hemisphere aren't dizzy all the time because they are upside down. Then another orange girl asked how you spell 'guarantee' and someone said, 'g..u..a..r..e..n..t..e..e' and I said, 'I think it is an 'a' not an 'e' but no one took any notice because I am just the temp so I went to the toilets and took comfort by holding my head in my hands for 10 minutes and planning my own funeral.