Then I checked my emails and found that I did not get the job I went to the interview for last week when the man just stared at my tits the whole time. I sort of didn't want to work with a bunch of lecherous middle aged perverts anyway but I at least wanted the choice and how dare they reject me! I bet I would do better in interviews if I was orange. I think I will try this out at my next interview but at the moment there are no interviews lined up and I bet I will be doing this hideous temping job for the rest of my life or until the house is repossessed because temping doesn't exactly pay the mortgage unless you live in a skip. I wish I was dead.